1) Here’s a book recommendation.

Honest to Celestia; if you’re going to do a bit, get where you’re going.

2) Now now. Let’s be polite, even to ponies you don’t like.

3) Yeah… tough.

Alright, bye. And I highly recommend looking for someone who can return your affection. You’ve evidently got a lot to give.

4) Uh… That would probably be awkward… Well, more awkward. Maybe hang out, talk, but that’d probably be the extent of it.