EqG Lyra: So… You’re the me from this dimension?
Lyra: Yep.
EqG Lyra: Wow. I’m guessing you already knew about me.
Lyra: I saw you a few times while I was in your world, but I kept my distance.
EqG Lyra: While you were-…? This Equestrian magic stuff is wild.
Lyra: Y’all got some cool stuff too. That cellular reception is what’s up.

EqG Lyra: Oh! Is there a Bon-Bon here too?
Lyra: Yeah… But she’s working right now. I’m sure you’ll be gone before she gets off.
EqG Lyra: Darn… Say, are you two…?
Lyra: For a few months now.
EqG Lyra: Oh cool!
Lyra: How about you? Are you two still…?
EqG Lyra: Yeah! We’ve been dating for 2 years now!
Lyra: Only two? Time must pass differently in your world.

EqG Lyra: Oh, it sounds like we’re leaving. It was nice meeting you! You’re so lucky!
Lyra: Equestria has its share of problems too. Your world is still cool.
EqG Lyra: Oh, not that. I meant because your Bon-Bon is such a good kisser! Bye!

[Pause]

Lyra: Great. Now I hate myself. Other dimension self. Alternate… Whatever…