1) No means no.

2) Are you the same one that sent a similar message last time and embarrassed the [omitted] out of me when I wrongfully thought it was Blues?

Because if you are, I still remember, there’s still nothing I can do, and you’re treading awful close to Creepytown. The whole secret admirer thing fails to be endearing when you call my boyfriend a “big obstacle in my way.”

3) Go get your purple drank elsewhere.

4) You just doesn’t has to call me Johnson.