1) DERP

2) That’s just the thing. It has to be organic or it doesn’t mean anything.

3) Strange…

I don’t know that I get very many strange questions. Creepy? Sure. Got an entire tag for that.

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You know what? I take it back. I got a message once that was evidently in reference to a fanfic about me being decapitated and existing as just a living head. That was the strangest.