1) Two reasons

a. There’s no such thing in Equestria.

b. We don’t live together.

2) No. No I’m not alright.

I’ll be alright, but it’s going to take some time.

3) Just shut the [omitted] up.

4) No, Strawberry. I don’t want a hug. I want the entire [omitted] planet to [omitted] explode.

His Celestia [omitted] cutie mark… was a [omitted]. Coconut!

Why did this have to happen?! It’s not fair!

Celestia [omitted] to [omitted] Hell!

…

WA~A~H~!!

[Crying]

[Gasp]

No… Please god no…

[Sobbing]