1) That was the event that was the precursor to your America going to war, right?

I don’t think so.

2 & 3) Latest… what? Episode of what?

Not really into arcade games, anyway.

4) Not that I’m ordinarily in the mood for your stupid, but especially not today.

I found out when I got home last night that a friend of mine died. The funeral is scheduled on the 14th; Hearts and Hooves Day. Who does that? Schedules a funeral on a holiday?

5) I had planned to spend the weekend with Boscov. I think I really need to now.

6) Probably a dog.

7) Yeah…

8) You see this post? You see number three? Number three isn’t for you. [Omitted] off you worthless [omitted]-stuffing pile of pig [omitted].

9) It wasn’t very good. Going there was a terrible idea. The performances all sucked and the food wasn’t very good either.

Not every date is going to be perfect, though. I guess. I don’t know.