Lyra: Alright, you ready?

Bon-Bon: Not… really. How are you supposed to hold this thing?
Lyra: Like this!

Bon-Bon: Oh, okay.

Lyra: Alright, so these two are your attack buttons.

Bon-Bon: What’s the difference?

Lyra: This is for your basic attacks and this is for your specials. You press this one a bunch to do your basic combo, but you can press this one in the middle of a combo to do a special move. You can also just press it whenever, usually to activate some character-specific gimmick. Oh! But sometimes you have to press it a bunch too. Both by itself and in the middle of a combo. And other times you’ll press it once, and then mash the basic one. Then you press this button to dodge, but hold it to dodge and then go into a sprint. Then you have this button that activates your super special move, if you have a full meter. I usually use it to counter an enemy if-
Bon-Bon: W-which meter?

Lyra: This one! But each notch represents a separate charge for use. Then you just have your secondary weapons, your spirit focus, your lock-on, and your block button, and that’s-… Where you goin’? Bon-Bon! It’s a simple button-masher, I swear! [Pause] Ugh. Alright, Liza.

Tootsie: You know my conditions.

Lyra: Bu… but I want to play as Sheik for once!

Tootsie: You can be Toon Link.

Lyra: Blugh!