1) Boscov is my affair. My one true love will always be the fascinating, heart-racing sport of Ultimate Frisbee.

2) Ever been to that entertainment bar? I think Friday is amateur night. Should be good for a laugh if nothing else. Unless you had something else in mind.

3) With great power comes great responsibility.

And let me tell you, responsibility sucks.

4) Uh… Hmm…

Best you can do is accept them on bro terms and make it clear that’s what you’re doing. Things might not work out, but there’s really nothing else you can do. If they can’t accept that, they wanted something in return and weren’t really bros.