Answers after the break!

1) We both got alcohol poisoning and died.

We drank and were marry! Why wouldn’t we be?

2) Twilight is friends with Scootaloo?

Evidently I don’t know who Twilight’s friends are.

3) The thought has never so much as formed in my brain.

Why would I want to debilitate myself by living as a fish-out-of-water?

4) The only difference there is you persisted for seventy attempts and I give up after thirty or so.

Again, don’t need positive reinforcement. I just recognize my current ineptitude.

5) I’ve tried to be polite and subtle, but you won’t seem to let it go. So let me explain this so you fully understand it with your one-track mind.

When I drew that picture on paper for that foal? I felt awful. Terrible. This was the best I could do for a foal who had little control over his own body. Who was incapable of writing, let alone drawing anything. What I looked at was a drawing no better than what I recall drawing in primary school. That moment I had decided I was never going to be good at drawing and had no intention of ever attempting again. That’s how much that picture upset me. Practice and practice drawing with a mouse and as soon as you put a pencil to paper you’re sent back a decade and a half!

If Scooc hadn’t sent me his old tablet, I’d likely have never seriously tried drawing anything again. The drawings I’m doing now? They’re not good, but they’re at least different. I’m learning how to draw all over again.

6) Okay.

Internet pony mother says do your homework, finish your plate, brush your teeth and go to bed.

7) It certainly is different from drawing on paper. The resistance you get on paper is gone so your pen slides almost effortlessly. It can be hard to control.