Answers after the break, because Awesome McAwesome-Socks showed me how to fix the problem!

1) Note how he was a villain.

2) Depends on how tired I am, just like everypony else. If you mean on average, usually a few minutes to half-an-hour.

3) I didn’t help at the time.

4) Gonna go with no.

5) Tell you what, if you figure out a solution let me know and I’ll do the same.

6) Heh heh; clever pun. They are just Transformers, though.

Sorry, I was never that big into Transformers. More of a colt thing. All I really remember watching was Beast Wars, and I’m told that wasn’t very good.

7) Let me give you a situation. I just want you to mull it over for a few and then you can go about your day.

Picture yourself talking to your friend, and somehow the conversation steers to them picturing you and somepony you like/significant other curled up together, sleeping. They keep going on and on about how cute they imagine it looking and how they wish you two would hybernate just so you could sleep together for longer.

Now, anything seem unsettling about this at all?

8) Okay so, foreign Human-Earth Spiderman? You could have just said that.

9) For the last time, Billie.