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1) I’ve answered this before. To add to that, I don’t like this question. It encompass everything I hated the most about my past. Everything from death to ponies who could only wish they’d died.

Further, this is one of those few “legitimate” questions that I hate so much that I’m liable to stop talking to somepony just for asking it.

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Maybe I’ll try drawing a picture based on that when I get some time/in a better mood.

And no, that isn’t permission to ask about my day. I want to forget this day ever happened.

3) Is that supposed to mean something?

4) If they have access to human television to actually see the game, maybe.

5) I don’t drink coffee. I prefer soda.

6) Best dog with an unlimited ammunition revolver it can’t use, ever.

7) I’m not always excit- Oooo! I got an email that isn’t spam!

8) Before my time, unfortunately.

9) First time I ever saw him he was possessed by some kind of monster. Scared the poop outta me!

10) Try thinking of backup questions about things ponies wouldn’t normally ask and fall back on those when you’ve got nothing else at your disposal.

I’d give you some examples, but then I’d just get asked about them and that would defeat the purpose.