1) Sit on the toilet.

Oh, and I read that if you bring your legs up closer to your chest it makes it easier on your bowels. Something about having to do with how animals squat when pooping if there isn’t a toilet around? I dunno.

2) Ha ha. I figured I get some slack for that. Not sure in what dimension baseball is a fast moving sport, but I could see the other two.

Mostly though, I was just trying to incite some kind of response. Everypony, you included, seems to do that to me all the time. Sorry, though. I suppose I overstepped my bounds.

3) It’d be a lot easier if I didn’t make so many mistakes. But thanks!

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ask-rainbow-scoots replied to your post: [redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post:…

[redacted]yesreainbowdash is a filly!

Yes, she made certain to let me know. Sorry about that!