1) I can’t even wish that anymore. I have responsibilities to the ponies I love.

Even if they let me go, I’d be afraid they’d be gone when I came back.

2) To be honest, I’m a little more interested in the game than the adverts. If anypony recalls, I made a prediction on who would win back when there were still four teams, and one of the ones I picked are playing tonight!

But yes! I’d love to! Think we can do it at Bon-Bon’s house, though? I can’t remember the last time I had homemade ice cream.

3) I don’t read the newspaper. I have an outside source that lets me know if anything particularly interesting is happening.

I heard an anon say that Rainbow Dash had stolen a book series from the library, but I think she just checked them out.

4) Then maybe I won’t anymore.

5) You want to go argue with somepony? Go send your asks to somepony else.