1) Oh… I guess that would be why you wrote it out as two words, huh? Eh heh heh… Eh…

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Uh… Get a job in a morgue? I don’t know. But definitely don’t work as a surgeon. That won’t end well.

2) Okay.

3) The age of consent is different depending on where you live. If you don’t know, look it up.

Chloroform is toxic. Even between two legal, consenting ponies as some kind of fetish, it’s extremely dangerous. Nevermind that whole willing/consenting part I keep going over.

Lastly, [omitted] ew! That’s your sister!

If you need a reason not to, incest is illegal because of the genetic deficiencies that occur to any possible offspring.

4) Evidently we’ve got a few poets out this evening.