1) I’m not entirely sure what you’re even asking. Have I always wanted to see a human? Not particularly. Either way, I’ve already met one. His name was Marty and he had a time traveling car.

2) Uh. Fine.

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3) Did you know that boredom is the reason that most ponies start smoking? It’s not the notorious peer pressure, it’s just bored ponies wanting to try something out.

Of course, I would never recommend it. There are all sorts of things you can do if you’re bored. Have you ever tried drawing up your own board game or making a maze? I did that before. It was pretty fun!

4) Like… On my head? No.

5) I’ve never heard of that before. I don’t think you do.