1) Wasn’t he one of those human presidents of yours?

Isn’t he dead?

2) Oh great. A joke about domestic abuse.

I’m just playin’. I hope I’m not perceived as that much of a wet blanket.

3) Boscov has never done anything to cause me any physical harm.

Take that however you want it.

4) In retrospect, it was a pretty weak connection. Don’t worry about it.