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Sorry. I’m not in the business of vigilante justice. You’ll have to go elsewhere.

Besides, if I knew of any such cases I wouldn’t just sit back and let it continue. Underage, that is. Prostitution is legal in Equestria, but I wouldn’t talk to the Princess about it if I were you. She does not approve.

2) Funny you should bring that up! I was in line earlier today to get some cider when these two salesponies showed up. They sang this really annoying song, but at the same time it was catchy.

Didn’t like their attitude toward the end… But competition is good for the consumer, right? They said they’d be back tomorrow.

I hope nothing bad happens to the Apple family.

3) Frog’s Theme, Chrono Trigger. If you ever wonder about a piece I upload, check the original post and you’ll find it in the tags there.

I’ll be uploading the version with drums later today.

4) Well that’s good! Unfortunately, somepony messaged Boscov about it. Now I feel bad.