my gf wanted an eevee evolution that was just “big eevee” so here they are
wow a real updog
Lyra: Da dadada danda This is the joke that never ends. ‘Cause you just fell for it again.
Bon-Bon: If we were married I’d want a divorce.
Lyra: Somepony just- stah ha ha ha ha ha! I mean really?! Really Bon-Bon! “Well gee there, Lyra. An updog you say? I don’t think I’m quite familiar. Hyuck!“ Hah hah hah!
Bon-Bon: You ever heard the story of the filly who cried wolf?
Lyra: You ever heard the story of the filly who cried UPDOG?! HA~! Hahahahaha!