Have you tried telling the guards that you’re a colt and you don’t belong caged with fillies? If they don’t care, then I’m sorry to say this, but to borrow from a crude, modern dubbing of an old television special, “Charlie Brown, you are well [omitted] and far from home.”

Ha ha~! That was a joke for our human audience. I’m just playing, obviously. Equestrian correctional facilities aren’t so bad. I would know; I’ve been arrested more than once.

I’ve heard horror stories about the ones on Human Earth, though.