1) That’s not for me to know.

Sometimes stories have bad endings no matter what we do. I’ve come to expect the worst. Makes good things a pleasant surprise!

2) I was a little more excited about the fancy toast. That stuff is just awesome with the right syrup.

3) At first I thought it was a typo, but you’re the anon-sona that replaces his/her “R"s with "L"s aren’t you?

4) Blue. I mean Yellow!

5) Fleur! Hey! Good to hear from you! Yes, yes, I’m alright. Yesterday just didn’t go so well, is all.

I think I’m going to be busy tomorrow, but Sunday should be good if you have time! That trip sounds like fun!

6) Here.

Now go away.

7) Dude, that stuff isn’t even banana. It’s like… space banana extract. The very fumes it gives off are so potent they make me cough.

Banana just isn’t very good in candy form. Grape on the other hoof is the queen of artificial candy flavors.

8) Bad news. Noted

9) That’s it; you asked for it. I’m calling the Blue Seapöny Cult to summon Joan Crawford from the grave. Might as well start counting your remaining hours on this plane.

To any innocent by-standards this may affect, word of advice: Run.

10) This is why we can’t have nice things.