1) Everything is fine. Kr-Boscov is here right now. I’m okay. Just some bad memories I take lengths to avoid.

2) Considering the hate he sometimes receives, that kind of pony must be more common than you think. But again, he’s here right now.

3) Song lyrics.

4) You want healthy? How about memories so horrifying that every time you really think about them since they day they were burned into your mind you’re nauseated to the point of vomiting?

5) Just sitting here with my… uh… bearfriend.

6) How about you live in a cage for the next three years then get thrown to a hyena and see what it’s like to live and die in torment all to feed another creature in the most unnecessary way possible?

7) See the previous response.