1) You are sooo good at rhyming. Like a poet. Are you a poet?

Not that I’m attracted to that. That’d be shallow. Besides, I have my fuzzy wuzzy was-a-bear and his sexy fur. He is so fine. I want to boop him on the nose.

Is that a word?

2) It’s a type of argument. It has something to do with-… No… No that’s a slippery slope. I mean, that’s not a slippery slope, it’s…

Uh…

Spoonman is a song.