1) Uh, what? What do you mean?

2) How do you wipe your butt without toilet paper? Huh?

Two can play that game.

3) I’m a healthy shade of green, thank you very much.

Also this is my coat.

4) I mean, I always knew you were clever, but this far transcends that. You are just the sweetest thing ever!

5) We’re close enough for her to let me know when an idea is really hair-brained.