Anonymous
asked:
Then why don't you just have Boscov transformed into a pony? Then you two would be able to marry.

[Audible Sigh]

Let’s assume for a moment that Boscov and I were willing to do that.

You know how they keep records of births? These sorts of things are tracked to avoid illegal activity like providing false information. Boscov was born a bear. Even if he’s shapeshifted permanently, in the eyes of the law he’s still going to be a bear.