1) Just read about it. An interesting concept. If not for the erotic part warranting its adult rating, I’d go so far as to call it classy. But seeing as they did go there, it’s just smut.

2) I don’t think that’s possible to be. Sooner or later, everypony loses.

3) Up to you whether or not you want to try and get the Princess involved, but I’d avoid that if I could. Best just alert the guard of the deceased and let things progress from there.

4) Has anything I’ve ever said given you the impression that I sound like this (mild language toward the end)?

5) I’m not in the car with you.

I’m not even on Human Earth.

6) You’re homophobia is none of my concern. Go irrationally fear things somewhere else.

7) I remember the X-Colts! Too bad those movies are so weak, huh?

8) I don’t know. I was seriously thinking earlier today about not answering everything I get anymore, or even turning anonymous questions off. I mean, that accusation against Bon-Bon? When I first saw that a few hours ago, I was [omitted]! I mean, how dare somepony say something so horrible about my best friend?!

But I backed off, had dinner with Boscov, hung out for a while, had some tea at his place and I’ve calmed down. I guess I keep dealing with it because I’m an adult, and that’s what mature, levelheaded adults do.