1) Zero. Like never. Never happened; never gonna happen.

2) You know what? Fine. I give up. I’m writhing on the [omitted] ground right now in extreme pain. You know, ‘cause you kicked me in the [omitted]. Because I evidently have one of those and asterisks mean I did things ha ha!

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3) You keep offering too late. I already ate again.

I am gonna get me a Klondike Bar, though.

4) Yeah… It sure was a video. Where nothing happened.

The music wasn’t awful. But I couldn’t stop thinking how much better it would sound if they didn’t keep adding in a bunch of unnecessary garbage and distortions.