Lyra: So I had just finished eating a cookie and I had to sneeze. So I sneezed through my mouth and I looked in the napkin and there was this bright crimson red and for just a moment I was all “Oh no! Bon-Bon’s killed me!“ And then I remembered it was a red velvet cookie I ate.

Bon-Bon: Geez, Lyra. It’s just a prank war. Nothing to lose your head over. By the way, you may want to forgo showering for the foreseeable future.

Lyra: Oh yeah? How about I just use your shower? Hmm? Checkmate!

[Pause]

Bon-Bon: Couldn’t lead her along any easier if you gave me a leash.