1) They’re not so bad. Evidently even Opal can be civilized.

2) No no. I mean the ending of the simulation, where you finally find your father. You know, where the soldiers come in and kill everyone.

If I spoiled that for anypony, deeply sorry, but you took too long. Game’s been out long enough; Aeris dies.

3) Technically I speak Unified Equestrian; there just seems to be a lot of overlap with Human English.

4) I know what you mean. I’ve never played a game that felt right on a mouse and keyboard.

That crud is how you get Carpal Tunnel.

5) Oh mare, that’s no fun. I knew a filly that would get nauseous if she played a video game for more than an hour or so. It was a real shame. If she had time, over the course of a few weeks she could get pretty good at a game. I trained her to beat some hotshot that thought he was my rival in Tetris Attack. The look on his face was priceless.