1) Even if I was enough of a rat [omitted] to do something so completely insensitive, that’s a very dangerous solution. If something happens to Boscov, how am I suppose to take care of him and me if I don’t have a job?

2) About as much as their own funeral.

I recommend cremation. Coffins are expensive.

3) I’m confused. How are we…? I mean…

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4) Probably do some research and appoint somepony else in my stead. Best will I can show is the recognition that I’m totally unfit to lead a town.

5) I have not, no.

6) Look, for the last time, I’m not allowed to talk about Bon-Bon’s massive bondage gear collection.

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Heh heh heh…

I’m just playing. She does have a whip, though. Whenever I ask about it, she keeps saying something cryptic like, “I’ll have to tell you about that little adventure some other time.”