1) Caffine.

I read that you’d have to drink like twenty sodas a day to be clinically addicted to it, but that does little to ease my irritated mind when I have to go without one.

2) I may have bought her a pet for Christmas that I gave to her when Boscov and I got back from our trip.

3) Had to look this one up for a bit. Would have helped if you hadn’t included the one at the beginning.

Pony culture has no concept of an Antichrist, because we have no Christ. From what I can gather, 666 was probably just code to refer to some Human Emperor named Nero anyway.

4) Well, I usually only get drunk when I’m trying to block out horrible memories. So I’m probably a weepy drunk.