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1) I don’t freakin’ know! I’m not an expert on sleeping positions!

2) How many times? How many times?

Whatever two consenting ponies of legal age want to do makes no difference to me.

3) Uh…

Look. None of your business, okay?

4) I would never attempt it.

If I had to, like life and death, most likely. But I’d also carry that weight by myself for the rest of my life. I wouldn’t want to hurt Boscov with the knowledge.

5) To be honest, I don’t think most of them could get you high. I mean, technically yeah, but not without ravaging your brain of most its cells or ingesting lethal doses of toxins.

The room he does that stuff in is pretty well ventilated for a reason.

6) You mean it’s not?

Huh.

  1. pegasus-cloud-kicker said: Going to take that as a “No” to you willing to do bondage.
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