Sup [censored], I heard you were having to deal with some [censored], an' I was wondering, why don't you just start a [censored] petition? Ponies are all emotional [censored] at the heart, so they would probably be swayed by your story, and sign that petition like a [censored] pimp [censored] [censored] [censored] straight out of [censored] Clopton. Ya know what I'm saying?