1) [Audible Sigh]

How many times am I going to be expected to smile pretty and answer what essentially comes down to not just somepony questioning my relationship, but also my judgment?

And after the poetic words he wove, how am I supposed to follow that and not look like an uncultured git?

2) It’s more complicated than just that. I don’t really feel like getting into it right now. I’m not exactly in the best mood.

3) Because I was born with two-tone hair and I get the edges highlighted to make them pop more, because the natural, gradual blind just looks lazy.

You know, exactly what it was the last five times I was asked.

As for being related to Colgate, again, it’s been answered plenty of times before.