1) I didn’t have to, no.

2) I think you need some new material. We’ve done this bit before.

3) What?! I never said that! I was just trying to explain my position that the world isn’t made up of blacks and whites. What you believe to be one hundred percent right, beyond-the-shadow-of-a-doubt, is at best only the majority opinion. I only meant to justify my jaded life-stance, not belittle anypony! Twilight and her friends saved us!

4) Nah; I’m pretty straight forward.

5) From what I’ve heard, the entire gang culture across the entire country has been on the decline for quite a while now. I could try to explain it in more detail, if anypony cares.

6) Everypony loves a celebrity. If Morgan Freemane ever trotted past me, I’d turn into a slack-jawed idiot myself.

7) Not me, no. Evidently I sound like a guy. Somepony’s mentioned that about Bon-Bon before. I’d recommend sending her a message if you want a response from her. That’s the only way you’re going to get any kind of real answer from her.

Just, you know, be patient.

8) If you say so.

I’m back, by the way!