Anonymous
asked:
Hello, I am the pony formerly known as the turd burglar, and I just felt the need to inform you I will no longer be bothering anypony in your household. Please let Bon-Bon know that I intend to contribute to society from now on, and that she doesn't need to pepper spray me in the eyes anymore.

As long as you don’t come near the house, I think that pepper spray thing will resolve itself in time.

Also, I can’t tell her in person. Inclement weather; the train is stalled. We’re stuck somewhere between Ponyville and Manehatten with a few other ponies. They’ve had to limit the power so I can’t recharge my laptop.

Should be fine in the morning, though. The sun will melt the ice and they’ll be able to clear the tracks.

By the way, thanks for the rock, Strawberry! They had to turn the heating way down so it’s coming in pretty handy right now!