Bon-Bon: That was good practice! I feel great!
Lyra: Uh huh…
Bon-Bon: I feel prepared for my first game tomorrow!
Lyra: Good for you…
Bon-Bon: Speaking of which… you’re… off the team.
Lyra: … Fine…
Bon-Bon: I mean, you never wanted to play anyway, right?
Lyra: Not want to play sports? Me? Whatever gave you that idea? I love getting hit in the face with a dodgeball, tripping over a basket and falling in the mud every fifteen minutes. Nevermind all the sighing and shaking heads everypony else-
Bon-Bon: Alright, I get it. Sorry I even asked you to play.
Lyra: … So, who is replacing me?
Bon-Bon: Minuette.
Lyra: Minuette? She barely had time to practice. What happened to Pon3?
Bon-Bon: Her schedule is just too unstable. One minute she’s fine and the next she’s booked for a week. She’s fine as a reserve, but we can’t depend on her.
Lyra: So you, Blossomforth, and Minuette vs. Golden Harvest, Amethyst Star, and…?
Bon-Bon: Muffins, unfortunately. Turns out she’s a natural when she’s not hamstringed as an earth pony. Bad call on my part for letting her go.
Lyra: Well good luck to you. I’m gonna go pass out on the floor, because I’m too dirty to climb into bed.