pegasus-cloud-kicker
asked:
Lyra, that was horrible and you should feel ashamed of yourself. No one uses "Dawg" these days. It's all about "Dude" and such. What are you going to do now, Grandma?

I’m gonna retire, sport.

Say, young colt, wanna mow my lawn for a shiny bit of your very own? Why I remember when you could spent one bit on a full course dinner…