1) Absolutely not. But absolutely fantastic singer!

2) Okay… I don’t really have a rejection line for this. Why would you want somepony, as their first impression, to associate you with a tragedy that carries a death toll in the triple digits? “What? Too soon?” That’s not what I’m saying here, playa. I’m saying there are lasting psychological bonds formed during a first impression and you don’t want that muddled with the kind of negative emotions associated with a historical loss of life, civilian life no less. It’s just not a good line. I’m sorry.

3) This one’s clever! But you’re a little too basic for me.

4) I hope so!

5) Don’t worry about it! You described it, I knew what I was getting into.