Lyra: Did you enjoy your silly steam-whatever?

Bon-Bon: Ugh eventually. They had us waiting in lines so long they stretched into parts of the building I’d never even seen before! There was a leak or something and for some reason Applejack just up and fixed it? I figured there would be legal issues involved with that in case something went wrong, but I guess she’s friends with the owner or something.

Lyra: Mmm.

Bon-Bon: Anyway it was wonderful once I got in… What did you mean “silly steam-whatever”?

Lyra: You know, that thing where you go into a hot, humid room and sweat for no reason.

Bon-Bon: There are a myriad of physical and psychological health benefits to a good steam! That thing you sit in front of a computer and stare at for hours on end is a-a “silly steam-whatever”!

Lyra: Well, I won’t argue. But my silly steam-whatever doesn’t involve sweating with a group of smelly strangers in an atmosphere that benefits the spread of infections.

Bon-Bon: You must think you’re so smart.