In the time it would take to sort through things and find something to take, the perpetrator would likely turn around and find my hoof up their behind.

Sure, I work. But I don’t always post when I’m working. And if I do, I don’t always post when there’s a cancellation. Anypony willing to risk possible permanent injury over, maybe a hundred bits worth-of pawning material?

There’s just more worthwhile, safer options than this household.