Lyra: Prehypertension… This is garbage.

Bon-Bon: And the serving size on this box is just one. Will you stop eating Hot Pockets now?

Lyra: Yeah alright fine! This is ridiculous! How can I possibly be having too much salt!? I’m a pony! I didn’t even know we could get Hypertension!

Bon-Bon: And more water! I’ve been telling you for years you don’t drink enough fluids at all, let alone water!

Lyra: Aaaugh! I hate dietary change! I don’t deserve this!