Herro, Ms Ryra. We regret to inform you that your contractors have meet most unfortunate occurrences, so we wirr be taking over for them. We add no cost, but every room we repair wirr now be bathroom arso. Praise to Cerestia and Runa.
Anonymous

I called in to make sure and this did not take place.

Praise be to Cerestia and Runa, though.