Muffins: Yes! It is I, Lyra Unicorn-!
Lyra: No M. It says who you-
Muffins: And I absolutely love humans! I would never give up on my search and study to prove they exist-! And possibly become one. It is my passion in life that completely ignores my cutie mark. I also love to sit on benches and walk on my hindlegs! I do it all the time and they are integral parts of what makes me, me! I have nearly no noticeable interest in music and sometimes wear a hoodie and pretend nopony knows who I am! I’d love to go party with you, but I have to slip past my girlfriend Bon-Bon, who I am only depicted arguing with, and go emulate humans to a maddening, obsessive degree- for no explainable reason!

Muffins: How was that?

Lyra: That was great, MH. Thanks for coming!

Muffins: Of course! I love to help!