1) Lyra: From me? Certainly! Probably not from Bon-Bon though.

Bon-Bon: It’s nothing personal. I’m just not that into hugs- extenuating circumstances aside.

2) And now it’s time for a very special reading of… The Meme That Never Was.

Chapter 1. Milhouse was walking home from school with his friend Bart. “Gosh Bart, those DE-motivational posters you showed me in computer class sure were funny!“
“Yeah,“ Bart replied, “But they’ve kinda gotten stale. They’re an old and tired meme.“
“What’s a meme?“ Milhouse asked.
Bart raised an eyebrow at the question, but answered with a smile all the same, “They’re groups of funny pictures or ideas that are, you know, related.“
Milhouse’s eyes grew large, “Do you think I could be a meme, Bart?“
Bart laughed. “You can’t be a meme, Milhouse! No one person can!“ And with that Bart lighted upon his skateboard and sped off home.
Milhouse stopped and watched Bart leave. But there was a fire in his eyes. “What if…“ He said to himself quietly, “What if…“