Anonymous
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I know why the aristocracy exist, Lyra. They're so fun to mess around with. Ever pull a prank on one? They get all flustery and their monocles or other fancy accessories fly off in the most hilarious fashion.

You wanted to remain inconspicuous toward the people you stole from. Pranking them is conspicuous.

At this point, such a thing would be beneath me.

And not all aristocrats are insufferable. Fleur and Fancy are upper-crust, but they don’t just donate money to charity, they donate their own time! And time is worth a lot.