
Oh Celestia, no! It’s true! This town is filled with violence and sex! You have to get out of here!
No wait, none of that sounds familiar.
You hug your master without warning, remarking that you’re glad to see him. You contemplate stealthily grabbing the rope you need, but it’s hanging up on the other side of the room and out of reach without a step ladder. Oops. Your master seems confused, but says it’s nice to see you too.
A toothbrush! That’s what you were forgetting from earlier! You make a mental note to remember to get a toothbrush.
…
But you know you’re going to forget again.
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