Anonymous
asked:
1. Get a bear for a lover

2. Wait until winter when it's cold and snowing

3. RIDE THAT BEAR AROUND THROUGH THE SNOW

4. ???

5. Profit = Go home and enjoy a nice cup of melted chocolate while reflecting on the day's events with bearfriend

I don’t think Boscov would ever agree to-

How did you format your ask like that? I thought they took away the ability to do that!