Anonymous
asked:
There's already a lot of traits of a fairy tale in your life: 1. You came from a poor background. 2. You have have a magical fairy (Read: Unicorn Filly) who brought improvement to your life. 3. You've slept in a bear's bed. 4. There's magic. 5. Somehow it's encouraging middle class social values (Okay, I pulled that one out of hammer space.) So see, your life is already a fairy tale.

Now I can’t stop imagining Boscov wearing a full suit of undersized armor.