Lyra: I don’t know. I didn’t like the first episode since the hiatus ended. I just really liked the second one.

Blossomforth: Well, what about the song?

Lyra: Ugh. It was like they were trying to channel Art In Distress and wound up with Raze This Barn.

Blossomforth: I liked Raze this Barn!

Lyra: What? Is there a single song you don’t like?

Blossomforth: I didn’t like In This Town.

Lyra: Are you kidding me? You didn’t like the one song that’s intentionally unnerving, but you liked Raze This Barn?

Blossomforth: There’s nothing creepy about Raze This Barn! It’s about how we shouldn’t fear natural destructive forces!

Lyra: You read an analysis online, didn’t you?

Blossomforth: N-No?

Lyra: Anyway. I did really like Rafferty and Rainart in the newest episode.

Blossomforth: So did I! It was great! Couldn’t you just scream when Raff booped Rain’s nose?

Lyra: Oh Cels… You’re Rainerty shipping trash aren’t you?

Blossomforth: But they’re so good together!

Lyra: Everypony knows Jakerty is the one true ship.

Blossomforth: Is not!