1) That’s terrible! The State of Michigan deserves better! I’m gonna send you a bunch! Everypony send The State of Michigan a bunch of questions too!

2) I’m kinda sick of not living to stay alive myself.

3) Well, I mean, clearly it’s a trick to get me to move away so I’m out of the picture and she can set Bon-Bon up with some rich jerk. Ribbon couldn’t be more transparent if she chucked a brick through glass. I’m just… having trouble figuring out if that would be a bad thing or not…

4) The Sonic franchise gets a lot of flak, but really there’s some decent games. Even after Sonic 3.

5) B: … I’ll consider it.